Listen cocksucka, why you always talking about gorillas? One time I saw a Top Skull Black Cat I Hate People Shirt gorilla in North Bergan, New Jersey in 1984. I was selling coke to this Puerto Rican guy behind a gas station I used to rob and outcomes this gorilla that dragged him into the bushes. I neva saw that mook again Jack but ever since then I get PTSD so I dONT WANNA HEAR ANYMORE ABOUT THE FUCKING GORILLAS JOE ROGAN! Now this broad could yank a pipe like you wouldn’t believe. She’d jack off me and my buddy Elvis (we called him Elvis because he liked to fuck 14-year-olds HAHA!) Anyway she’d jack us both off together like a professional skier chasing a gold. Joe Rogan, we’d nut within seconds of each other every fucking time, I swear on my daughter’s life. Like clockwork dawg. So this guy is one angry cocksucka. He’s a fucking SAVAGE! And he’s packing heat. Once he got wind of his whorish wife’s gangbangs he hunted down each and every one of us dawg! He wanted to mount my nutsack on his fucking wall, you get what I’m saying, Joe Rogan.
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So I’m on the subway headed to a Top Skull Black Cat I Hate People Shirt pizza place off of third and fourteenth. If my retarded cousin Slow Pablo (rest in peace) can get a job there, I’m pretty sure Uncle Joey can as well HAHAJEHEJJJHAJE <phlegm> You see this place isn’t even really a Pizza place Joe Rogan. For every slice of Margherita they shift, they’re slinging out twice the amount of meth, and you should’ve seen the monkey on the owner’s daughter. Spotless! And you’d plow your own dead grandma just to get a sniff of that muffler, believe you me, dawg. So I’m on the subway, and it starts speeding up. It’s going fucking fast, it wouldn’t have been so bad but I was still tripping balls from the acid I’d pickpocketed from the hipster at Penn Station the previous night. I was on the fucking moon, dawg. I was a fucking martian.
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